i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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