Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wish i was in the wii world.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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