Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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