susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
