Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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