Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Randomize
