Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just gargled with NyQuil
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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