I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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