I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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