He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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