He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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