508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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