If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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