I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
