that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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