I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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