gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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