Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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