I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I pour the whiskey from now on
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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