Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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