I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
My bed smells like the plague
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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