Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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