He disabled his match.com account in front of me
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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