Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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