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I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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