Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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