Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
