i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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