It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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