So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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