So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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