I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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