first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Two words: nipple clamps
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