id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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