You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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