all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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