Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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