Joe is yelling at the trees again.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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