: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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