The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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