if you like me you must not know who I am
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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