You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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