so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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