How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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