As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I want her autograph on my taint
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I lost the right to judge tonight
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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