I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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