just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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