it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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