The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I smell like Dick and happiness
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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