What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
